What Madeline Harris has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Madeline Harris

Why things are awkward between me and Cookie

Once, in class, his eyeball popped forth from its socket and landed by my feet. I went to pick it up, but it was so wet and muculent that it actually slipped between my fingers and shot clear into the air. It then flew about a yard and landed directly down this girl’s shirt and into her bra. Man, that was sweet.

This never happened. Things aren’t awkward between AJ and I. He’s a cool guy.

A story about Greg Nickels

He may be of a far more corpulent form than represent in this picture. Maybe.

A story about Bill Nye

From what I was able to percieve, he doesn’t really care for children. He’s kind of quiet. Ran into him in the Bon Marche “bedding” section several years after meeting him. We spoke briefly. He was getting married and his wife wanted sheets.

A question I have about Nick DeMarco

What’s Nick DeMarco like at home?

Why I want to meet Caterina

Because someone told me that I resembled her and then linked me to her blog (which I didn’t find at all bad).

A story about Sweep Pantry Hobart McDowell

You can throw him for moderately impressive distances without arousing any sort of emotion in him.

A story about Scoop James Guthrie

If you gesture, he runs in terror!

A question I have about Lytton Strachey

Quite dead, isn’t he?

A question I have about Madeline Harris

Is my cat related to a lemur?

My favorite memory of Norah

She once called a waitress at the Hurricane “Water Nazi”, and I’m fairly sure the waitress heard.


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