Why things are awkward between me and Cookie
Once, in class, his eyeball popped forth from its socket and landed by my feet. I went to pick it up, but it was so wet and muculent that it actually slipped between my fingers and shot clear into the air. It then flew about a yard and landed directly down this girl’s shirt and into her bra. Man, that was sweet.
This never happened. Things aren’t awkward between AJ and I. He’s a cool guy.
